★ ZERO HIDDEN CUTS* ★ DEFINITELY FOR DRIVERS*

IMAGINE BEING A
MASSIVE DICK
HEAD.

Build a website about honesty, transparency and driver-first values… then quietly make everyone wonder where the money actually goes.

*Terms may be doing a lot of work.

A TRANSPARENT WAY TO MOVE WORK

We connect drivers, customers and service providers in one open chain. Everyone sees the same numbers. Everyone knows where the money goes. Nobody passes the buck. Honest.

COURT WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THE RECEIPTS

ONE OPEN CHAIN.

Three people getting different stories.

For Drivers

"You get told it's honest work, built by drivers. Then somehow the rate, the deductions, the cover, the invoicing and the support all need explaining later."

For Customers

"You get told the full delivery chain is visible. Lovely. Can we also see who's actually doing the work, who's getting paid, and who is clipping the ticket?"

For Providers

"You get invited to plug into the network. Translation: someone has found a new way to stand between the work and the worker."

📎 EXHIBIT A

THE "OPEN" RATE CARD

Platform Cut ??%
Provider Cut ??%
Mystery Admin ??%
Because Reasons 19.3%
DRIVER CUT: Whatever is left in the jar.
Cut: "Whatever is left in the jar."

TRANSPARENCY CALC™

Date: TODAY · Time: TOO LATE
Customer Pays:
£240.00
Processing
[Fog Machine Processing…]
Driver Hears:
"Good day rate"
Actual Explanation:
> ERROR 404: MATH NOT FOUND
> PLEASE CONSULT FOG MACHINE

FULL TRANSPARENCY,
APART FROM THE BIT EVERYONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT.

01

No Secret Skimming

"Excellent. Then show the chain."

02

No Passing The Buck

"Even better. Then name who owns the problem when it goes wrong."

03

Visible End To End

"Visible to who? The driver? The customer? The person doing the spreadsheet?"

04

Data-Driven Pay

"Data-driven is not the same as fair. Especially when the data lives behind a login and the driver just gets told the outcome."

THE ROAST COURT IS
NOW IN SESSION

📎 OFFICIAL CHARGE SHEET CASE #001
The Charge:
"Using the word transparency 47 times while making the actual pay chain feel like a magic trick."
Select Verdict:
GUILTY VERY GUILTY NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THE SPREADSHEET
Mandatory Sentence:
"Must ride shotgun for one full week explaining every deduction to every driver in person."

WHAT
DRIVERS
ACTUALLY
WANT.

SEEN THIS NONSENSE BEFORE?

Delivery Roaster is where couriers put the industry's daft promises on trial. Anonymous, free, and built for drivers who have read one too many "transparent platform" websites.